Fuck them. Seriously, fuck them.

Blocking outgoing ports. Goddamn turdgurgling velociraptory ISP.

Now I have to send email through Tor or Freenet. Pretty soon everything but HTTP/80 will be blocked. It’s not like I’m sitting here emailing myself homemade malware or anything. Bastards.

Maybe if I write a stupid haiku about this I’ll cheer up:

Make total destroy

On Comcast’s shitty network

Dance on the ruins

This is fun. I think I’ll make a poetry book of haikus for all my little tarballs of hate. Oh, and xkcd helps rage, too.

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Thank you, Randall Munroe. I can now be productive again. While I was torifying Thunderbird, I finally got around to getting rid of that pesky and overly-informative user agent string. You have to open about:config, and add new pref “general.useragent.override” with empty string as value.

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