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Schizophrenia is a Chronological Disorder?

First, I would like to state — as a theoretical physicist who is partners with another theoretical physicist — that the blog I took this from, BackReAction, is painfully cute. It’s run by two theoretical physicists who are married, and their tagline says, “Events on the world lines of two theoretical physicists, from the horizon [...]

Distractions!

Physics Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? A: Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position. Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, “Do you know how fast you were [...]

Learning Assembly Through Writing Shellcode

Months ago, I wrote hello world in X86 Assembly, and later that same day I wrote hello world in Python. Python is fast, elegant, and powerful. But unfortunately, it doesn’t really give you an understanding of what’s going on inside your computer. And any good little hacker should know precisely what’s going on inside their [...]