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Boredom

I got bored while trying to write a chainloader from GRUB to Truecrypt to full-disk encrypt a dual-boot system. Hiding things in source code is fun.

Book Fetishism

My house burned down a while ago. A lot of my things went up in the flames, but fortunately anything I had in my bedroom survived. Computers, books, little jars with dead frogs in them, taxidermied chickens, home-flashed black powder…kidding on that last one. I’ve realized that I don’t really like owning things, and have [...]

The Honeypot Has Burned to the Ground

For years, I have woken at night to the sensation of my feet burning. As if I were tied at the stake, my feet upon an emblazoned pyre. Narrator, the voice who simply narrates everything I do, will scream that “only saints and witches burn, and everyone knows which one you are.” He reminds me [...]